“The best money I’ve ever spent – in fact I’m shocked
at how profoundly life changing it was.” – Catherine, Demonologist
You’ve been told to niche down (but which niche?). Build a funnel (but how?). Send DMs (to whom?!). Post consistently (saying what?!). Run ads (how?!). Make Reels (but you hate being on camera!). Write better copy (but you’re not a copywriter!). Launch something (but what?).
And as a result you’re looking at 47 browser tabs, countless half-finished courses, a notes app full of advice which all feels urgent, and a creeping suspicion that maybe you’re just not cut out for this 🫤
BUT: the only thing ‘wrong’ is expecting advanced strategies to work before mastering the stunningly simple fundamentals that move the needle on early stage business growth and sales.
Just £11 (~$16) per month, cancel any time
PAID: the Dark Art & Curious Science of
Quick & Dirty Marketing
Every Sunday, one email arrives in your inbox with your lesson, practices and magic for the week. There’s no space for overwhelm, no expectation to ‘keep up’, just reminders, classes and prompts for the most important daily, weekly, monthly and quarterly practices that get you paid without tech, team, or ad spend.
Complete it once and you’ll never be in any doubt about how to get clients when you need them. Or do it season after season, and get sharper every time.
Do it for a year and your business cannot fail to grow.
PHASE 1 (weeks 1-5)
👟 The Readiness Protocol – set up, orient, get ready to receive.
😈 Scary Good Offers – and designing something people want to buy
🪐 Saturn’s Game – the metrics to track
🦊 Mercury Messaging – finding your business voice
…and much more including The Audience Oracle; The Dark Art of Demand Creation; Energy Management & Shadow Work; and Weird Meditations.
READ ON! 👇🏻
PHASE 2 (weeks 6-9)
🤑 Demand Positioning – how to find the buyers who are looking for you.
💬 Shameless Sales – easily initiate conversations, close sales with clean energy, and follow up with no weird feelings.
🔥 The Ask – lead gen content, promotional copy, urgency, and making your offer loudly and repeatedly until the right people hear it.
… and much more including The Dark Art of Demand Positioning, High Intent Audience, The Summoning: Your Next Five Clients, and more.
READ ON! 👇🏻
PHASE 3 (weeks 10-13)
💕 REST & INTEGRATION – a scheduled hard pause for marketing detox.
📧 Death by Email – build a simple email list and funnel that works in the background while you sleep.
🔄 The Review & The Plan – rest, measure, celebrate, set intentions, and cycle again with sharper instincts and deeper understanding.
Classes include: The Golden Tap, Death by Email, The STRONG DOSE Welcome, Saturn’s Game, Resistance & Fail Data, The Demand Creation Plan, and more.
READ ON! 👇🏻
Everything you need to get PAID 😘
💰 PAID: 13 emails, delivered each Sunday, with your practices, lessons and magic for the week ahead.
🔮 The Quick & Dirty Marketing TRAININGS: 30+ on-demand classes on offer design, messaging, visibility, sales, systems and magic to support your business growth.
🤖 The SERVITORS: trained AI agents to help you implement the deep work, faster.
🦊 Live workshops, classes, office hours and co-working: unexpected strategies, live feedback on your marketing, answers to your most pressing questions.
🧘🏻 The Quick & Dirty Marketing Student Community: a space to ask questions, practice your pitch, enjoy hotseats, gifts circles and alchemical networking to rewire your relationship with success, money, and visibility.
💀 The LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME guarantee: no contracts, no commitments, cancel any time.
READ ON! 👇🏻
Just £11 (~$16) per month, cancel any time
I am Anna Bellissima, marketing heretic, award-winning copywriter, witch and Jungian shadow worker, and I’ve spent almost 30 years in the industry and the last five working specifically with hundreds of small businesses like yours who are allergic to hustle culture, aware enough to see where they’re blocked, and need business results.
PAID is the system I wish I existed. It’s not a course you consume once and forget, it’s a practice you return to every week and it only gets more potent over time.
Listen to these kind words from clients past and present 💕
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Buckle up - it’s a wild ride
“The best money I’ve ever spent –
in fact I’m shocked at how profoundly
life changing it was.” – Catherine, Demonologist
Just £11 (~$16) per month, cancel any time
Disclaimer: Results vary. Recommendations are made in good faith, success depends on factors beyond our control. We make no implied or express guarantee of results. Please use your professional discretion when deciding whether to invest in any new Business Strategy or Guidance.